Showing posts with label blood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blood. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Corey Haim plays joke from the grave

Heh heh ;)

Big fire in a hotel. Firefighters stumble upon murder scene, and police investigate. It's described by the police chief as the most grisly scene he's witnessed in his career.

Kudos to the prop crew and special effects team who… designed the room for the movie, New Terminal Hotel with the late Corey Haim.

Full story here.

More on the movie itself here.

Saddies for the 12 who've died in the hotel (it's haunted, so of course humans want to blame the ghosts).

Hey, did anyone notice the trend of murderous farmers hanging the bodies of their victims in the fields?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Zombie attack to collapse civilization

He's not all that smart, but this zombie is a handsome dude.

I know some zombies, and they are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Take Betty Bones, for instance. Just a tad tardy to the smarts meetings. My point is, there's really not much to worry about when scientists say a zombie attack could destroy civilization. Follow the rules of the George Romero zombies. That's closer to the truth.

The thing is they are not really all that infectious. Sure they can bite you, but they only want you for your brains. Most humans act like idiots with no brains anyway. You're most likely safe from the zombie apocalypse.

You can read the claim here at current.com.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Vampire misinformation

Bill, Edward and Angel. The pretty faces of a campaign against anti-vambites.

As part of our misinformation campaign, we vampires have saturated the entertainment industry with various legends and lore regarding our existence. Have fun trying to figure out how we really turn you, and how we really devour you, and whether there really is any hope in destroying us. Have fun with that.

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Click here for USA Today's entertaining study on the rules of vampirism.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Charity to fight bad blood

Care to stay in a haunted hotel for charity? If you live in the UK, or expect to visit, get your details here. It's for a great cause. Proceeds go to fight Leukemia. Nobody likes bad blood.
For an entry form, text “FUN Crewe” and your name and address to 60003, register online at www.anthonynolan.org.uk or call 0151 428 3992.
I’d love to hear from anyone who takes part in the March 7, 2009 event.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Gas for blood

I’ve got some competition. There’s no way I can match this. The Red Cross must be getting really thirsty. They’ve got a lot of vampires to feed, so they devised a new campaign to offer gas to feed your SUV in exchange for blood to feed their needs. Read about it here.
I can’t offer anything that good.