Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy "Costume Day?"

Seriously? Happy "Costume Day?" What the heck have we become? Are we all snowflakes?

STOP!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Darn it. I don't even like it when humans dress like me. But if Halloween becomes Costume Day I'm going to put ketchup on the lot of you, and gobble your bitter butts up.

Monday, October 19, 2009

The corpse of the issue

It's slightly understandable, but still simply repulsive. A dead body is in plain sight on a balcony for days before anyone realizes it's not part of a Halloween display. Please. Does no one in this apartment complex know what their neighbors look like? "Hey, that scarecrow looks a lot like Mostafa Mahmoud Zayed, the guy who lives down the hall… wait a second… That IS Mostafa!

Time to ban Halloween decorations as the holiday's origins are nothing more than a hate-filled celebration to frighten away ghouls, demons, and monsters in general. You can dress like us, but you can never be us. What makes you think we'll fear you if you dress like us. Go on, mock us, but we will haunt your nights as long as you continue to disregard your fellow human as you have disregarded Mostafa Mahmoud Zayed.

Read the article here.

:P

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Attack of the Killer Repost

I'm not stealing this link.

I'm not plagiarizing this post.

Thank you, Gawker for a rational perspective on what amounts to being the newspaper industry's death throws. In a modern world, no one will likely read a single publication from cover to cover. It's more likely readers will find places that pull similar type stories in one place for a theme.

Fans of strange and freaky news and blogs, please continue to read My blog for my best finds across the interwebs. All others, prosecute me. I'm already undead.