Vampire Wedding, Werewolf Witness

Useless without pix, I know. I hate when these articles pop up without images of which to properly make fun. More vampire fans getting married in England.
I don't know a single vampire who has ever expressed an interest in a human themed wedding.

Real life corpse bride

A very thoughtful father in China found his dead son a nice dead girl to share eternity with him.

Read the gruesome deatils here.

Isn't that nice?

Halloween Wedding

Here's a couple of goofballs getting married on Halloween dressed as ogre goblins and ghouls. Hmmpff. Once a year people accept monsters, now this couple ruins it by making everyone who dresses up look like dorks.

Reminds me of the very first post I ever made to this blog.

Congratulations John Kemp and Liz Caswell.

What the Shrek?

I don’t understand a word of it, but it looks like a couple of ogres got married…

Go ahead and click. Blechk!

[added later] Someone sent me a translation.

Ghoulish Wedding

I normally despise love and romance, and cringe at the idea that this is the first link in my Bogey News Blog, but this has to be seen to be believed. The news is a few weeks old already, so don't try to bite my head off over this, I'll just bite back.
Childhood sweethearts Julie Williams, 45, and Dylon Holroyd, 49 had already married and had lives separate from each other, but their gloomy personalities brought them back together in a goth style wedding where the bride arrived at the ceremony in a coffin.