Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Home invasion cancelled

Tours of Sequiota Cave in Missouri have been canceled due to the discovery of bats. Well, duh. Bats live in caves. They probably wanted to make themselves more apparent to all the frizzy-haired soccer moms and their beastly children who wanted to peek at their digs.
Stay out of my cave! I’m not even telling you where it is!
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1 comment:

Janna said...

It would definitely give the tourists something to blog about.
And perhaps a souvenir, if they happened to return home with a bat tangled in their hair.