Home invasion cancelled

Tours of Sequiota Cave in Missouri have been canceled due to the discovery of bats. Well, duh. Bats live in caves. They probably wanted to make themselves more apparent to all the frizzy-haired soccer moms and their beastly children who wanted to peek at their digs.
Stay out of my cave! I’m not even telling you where it is!
Clicky for article.

This sheet has holes in it

Part of me doesn’t even want to feed the machine with publiciy mentions like this, but I like Ricky Gervais enough that I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt that he’s not involved. After all, chances are his staff and crew are setting him up to make this look even more authentic. Maybe they don’t trust his acting ability?
According to this article at starpulse.com, Ricky Gervais was spooked during press junkets for his new movie, Ghost Town (of course). They were being held at the reputedly haunted Roosevelt Hotel.
Gervais wasn’t even involved in any of they haunting events, which if you ask me, sound like hype from giddy production people. For the record, ghosts have had no physical interaction for a long time. It’s not likely they’ll be pushing anyone out of bed. That must have been one ugly production assistant.

/CAT\

Cats seem to be the topic of the hour these days. Here’s a cat who has “wings.” His owner was so sure that the cat would fly away he clipped one of the “wings” off. If you love something tie it up, and keep it in the basement, right? What a wacko.
Actually these flaps have a scientific explanation, but I’m going to believe they were wings. This way I can feel vindicated in paying the owner a visit in the middle of the night. Idiot blood is the sweetest blood there is.

CAAAAT

Yoda, the 4-eared cat.

After finding so many dead rubber monsters lately in the news, it’s a pleasure to dig this up. A four eared cat. The Sun hasn’t much to say about him, but click if you like.
I wish I could adopt this cat. He’s absolutely gorgeous!

Cold storage Bigfoot

I, personally think this is a hoax. I know Bigfoot, and he recently lost a lot of weight with Jenny Craig. There’s no way Bigfoot weighs over 500 lbs.
This is either his older brother, Bigfat or a kwyjibo who overdosed on minoxidil.

Clicky for CNN article. It’s not news, It’s CNN.

The last of the Montauk Monster

This is the last I’ll be saying about this creature. The poor thing needs to rest in peace… unless of course it’s a movie prop.
If you’d like to continue to follow this story, I found this site that is dedicated to it… along with several banner ads :/

Acid-wash genes

Maybe the reason you like horror movies, and you can laugh off the fright and gore, is that you have a specific gene activated. Or more accurately, deactivated. Turns out humans had a gene to scare more easily. Between fight and flight, flight made more sense for survival.
In other words your DNA has not advanced if you don’t like horror. Makes sense to me.
Read the interesting article.

Grim Reaper identity theft

The Grim Reaper doesn’t like it when you try to impersonate him, so you better believe he’ll get his revenge on you if you go around cutting your lawn with a sickle. I guess since he wasn’t donning a cloak, old Grimmy let the man live.
Clicky.

Handsomest Vampire

My poll results for the handsomest vampire are in. Note that Brad Pitt was left out of the poll. That was intentional. I didn’t want a slaughter.
Here are the results:

25% • Christopher Lee
25% • Kiefer Sutherland
14% • James Marsters
10% • Bela Lugosi
10% • David Boreanaz
7% • Wesley Snipes
7% • Max Schreck
0% • George Hamilton
0% • John Carradine

2% error.

Actually, I think it’s 100% error because I believe Max Schreck is the most handsome vampire ever. I can live with Christopher Lee as the winner, though, so I take back what I said about 100% error.

Rabies, rabies, stick your head in gravy!

According to this article, 38 people in Venezuela have died from being bitten by vampire bats. They think the bats may have had rabies, but I think the “victims” are faking it. Everyone is hating on the vampires these days.